Monologue from "30 Reasons Not to be in a Play"

StudyBlue printing of Monologue from "30 Reasons Not to be in a Play" html, body, div, span, applet, object, iframe, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, p, blockquote, pre, a, abbr, acronym, address, big, cite, code, del, dfn, em, font, img, ins, kbd, q, s, samp, small, strike, strong, sub, sup, tt, var, b, u, i, center, fieldset, form, label, legend, table, caption, tbody, tfoot, thead, tr, th, td { margin: 0; padding: 0; border: 0; outline: 0; font-size: 100%; background: transparent; } body { line-height: 1; } blockquote, q { quotes: none; } blockquote:before, blockquote:after, q:before, q:after { content: ''; content: none; } /* remember to define focus styles! */ :focus { outline: 0; } /* remember to highlight inserts somehow! */ ins { text-decoration: none; } del { text-decoration: line-through; } /* tables still need 'cellspacing="0"' in the markup */ table { border-collapse: collapse; border-spacing: 0; } /* end RESET */ .header { min-width:800px; } .logo { padding:6px 20px 2px 20px; margin:0; font-size:25px; font-weight:bold; color:#808285; position:relative; border-bottom: 1px solid #c5c5c5; } .logo-blue { color:#70adc4; } .logo-desc { font-weight:normal; font-size:19px; color:#cccccc; margin-top:50px; position:absolute; display: none; } .back-button { position:absolute; top:20px; right:20px; font-size:13px; line-height:25px; color:rgb(0,175,225); font-weight:normal; } .back-button a { color:rgb(0,175,225); } .instructions { padding:0; margin:0; width:100%; position:relative; color:rgb(100,100,100); } .step-holder { border-left:1px solid #ededed; margin-left:20px; } .steps { padding:15px 0; float:left; width:24%; border-right:1px solid #ededed; text-align:center; } .steps-01 { } .steps-02 { } .steps-03 { } .steps-04 { } .label { padding:5px 10px; } .print-button { } .print-button a { background-color:rgb(0,175,225); color:white; line-height: 19px; padding:9px 8px 5px 30px; font-size:14px; text-decoration:none; background-image: url(images/printer.png); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: 7px 50%; -moz-border-radius: 5px; -webkit-border-radius: 5px; } .print-button a:hover { background-color:black; } .theNote .content { width: 8.0in !important; margin: 5px auto; padding:20px; background-color:white; } .theNote .header { border-bottom: 1px dashed #C8C8C8; font-size: 17px; padding: 0 0 10px; line-height: 19px; color: #00ADE1; min-width:500px; } .theNote .body { font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; padding: 10px 0; } .theNote{ padding:6px 0; clear:both; background-color: rgb(200,200,200); } .theNote h3{ color: rgb(100,100,100); } .theNote h1, .theNote h3{ background-color:white; padding:2px 20px; width:8.0in !important; margin: 0 auto; font-size: 15px; } .theNote h1{ padding-top: 10px; font-size: 15px; } .theNote h1:first-child{ font-size: 20px; } .theNote h3 { font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; } #options { border: 3px double #ccc; padding: 5px 12px; margin: 10px 50px 10px 20px; float: left; } #info { border-top: 1px solid #ccc; padding-top: 5px; font-style: italic; } li { margin: 5px 10px 5px 25px; } ul li { list-style: disc; } ol li { list-style: decimal; } img { border: 0; } table { clear: both; width: 100%; border: 1px solid #c5c5c5; border-width: 1px 0; margin: 0; page-break-after: always; } table#page { page-break-after: auto; } td { text-align: center; font-size: 12px; border-bottom: 1px dashed #c5c5c5; height: 1.75in; width: 50%; padding-left: 15px; } .leftside { border-right: 1px solid #cccccc; padding: 0 15px 0 0; } .bottom td { border-bottom: none; } .clearfix { clear:both; line-height:1px; height:1px; } img { max-width:80%; max-height:150px; margin:20px; } @media print {.header { display: none; } .content .header{ display:inherit; } table { border: 1px dashed #bbb; border-width: 1px 0; } .theNote{ background-color:white; } } Because you're just, you're just, you're just too shy. You... you can barely get two words out of mouth in front, in front of, of an audience. Whenever you have oral presentations in class you, you, you, you just take. If someone tried to force you, you start to cry. A play? Oh no, no, no. You're painfully shy. That would kill you. You would just die from embarrassment . Staring out at those lights, knowing that people are sitting there judging you − judging what you are wearing, what you are saying, the way you’re standing. You’d be mortified. I mean its a completely unreasonable request to a you to be in a play. They might as well tell you to stand against the wall as they assemble and have you shot, right? You're shy, remember? Hands- freezing, armpits- dripping, knees- knocking, head- pounding shy Is that a problem? Is it? Just because you are shy, can't you be allowed to just stand in a corner and be that way, or does this society absolutely require that no matter how traumatic it might be, you have to get up on stage and do whatever some script requires? You're shy, darn it. Shy, shy, shy! So what if the script say to sing the ABC's like an opera star, do you have to go ahead and start singing away? (singing) A- B- C- D- E- F- G! That is too much to ask of a shy person, I'm telling you! If the script should require that you grab some strange guy and hold him close to you as if he's your favorite teddy bear; if it commands that you stroke his hair, and grab his shirt as if you can't live without him... Are you suppose to just go ahead and do that? No! you're too shy! If the script calls for you to kiss him passionately... (pause) You see! He's too shy for that and so are you! You can't be in a play and you can't sing opera and you can't grope some guy and you just can’t possibly make a fool of yourself in front of a crowd full of people because... (screaming) YOU ARE JUST TOO AMAZINGLY, INCREDIBLY, PITIFULLY... (quietly) shy .