Moral Codes: #1: Heroes must be heroes, and the only way to be good is kill all in your path. #2: That's not working too well. Scene: Achaeans are crushed.. Agamemnon sent embassy to Achilles to try to buy his favor back?as long as Achilles bows to Agamemnon's authority. But Ag. sends stallions, women, gold, one of his owns daughters. Achilles: Go fuck yourself. Pheonix: please, remember your family. "Don't lock yourself in your bedroom." Achilles: I have no family. Agamemnon: Retreat. Hera: Nooooooooooo?-thinks to self- gotta get that magic bra and bribe Sleep to knock hubby out after hot, nasty sex. Wonder if he'll take my daughter?- Success. Alliance. Cha-Ching! Zeus: all you damn gods, stop fighting or I'll fucking kill you. Now who wants a story about what is going to happen next? Hera: Hey is that Ares's son with Hades? Ares: what? Hera: oops... Ares: IMA CUT SOME MOTHAFUCKAS----- Hera: STFU or Zeus will kill us all. Scene: everyone's sons are dying. Gods: Fuck. Petrocalus: -thinks to self-I've got Achilles' armor. Fucking invincible.- RAWR I CRUSH TINY TROJANS! Wait, what? Spear? WHO DA FUCK STUCK ME! *Apollo cackling madly* I may be dying, but Hector you're fucked too! Death. Hector: HAH. Bitch. -decapitates Petrocalus.- *violence-induced illusion* For the next leaf: write no more and no less than 1 pg. in which you try to imagine what a document from the war would look like [letter between commanders, love letter, etc.]. Should be plausible in a historical way. Keep it close to the Iliad. Write good! Wed. Sept 15, 2010 Wednesday, September 15, 2010 10:28 AM Greek History Page 1
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